This afternoon, the class shall be considering three things:

(1) The Misha/Marksha magic which I'm sure you've all seen and are all intensely confused/turned on/appalled by. I might be laughing forever at Marksha's magical gravity-defying ejaculate.

(2) This, the most superior kinkmeme prompt I have ever seen. Please, please someone write it ( Read more... )

This is wrong. This is wrong on every level of wrong. But I couldn't help myself. And also, cienna made me do it. She forced me.

Inspired by this beautiful fic, I present to you a pornographic interpretation of current coalition negotiations. To be fair, it's also the fault of the press for going ON AND ON about how everyone is "flirting" and "courting ( Read more... )

I was going to write a long and serious discussion of the Leader's debate here, which I found entirely too entertaining, but then I decided that no one would actually care what my opinion was so instead, I shall express my overall assessment of the event in the words of someone on the BBC website's comments who accurately concluded:

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Had a great weekend introducing some of the London Gang to the joys of karaoke at the super-sekrit karaoke joint in Soho in honour of cienna's birthday. Also met up with the wonderful Occasional Supernatural Meet-Up people and had a riot. You guys are truly insanely fun. Also, you gave me free gay porn so I love you forever ( Read more... )

Yeah. So. cienna made the mistake of informing me that Fai and Kurogane had appeared on the latest episode of Kobato. Thusly, I had to watch it. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH FAI PLEASE COME BACK AND BE MINE.

Fai sums up my feelings as follows:


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I'm having a surreal life today. Just got back from the solicitors where I was FORCED into being both professional and into Japanese small talk. Apparently I have "perfect basic Japanese". Not sure how that works. Anyway, that was my hour of Actual Work for the year. Best to get it out of the way right at the beginning I suppose ( Read more... )

It's been an odd couple of weeks. Mostly what with cienna's arrival and hazzardgal's visit things have been a bit busy, and I've been working an unhealthy number of hours which I am going to have to stop doing for my own sanity. The point at which I wrote an email to Tokyo headoffice in CAPSLOCK because I was SICK OF THEM NOT LISTENING TO ME indicated that I ( Read more... )

So, are there any Merlin people who don't have tickets to the BFI second series premiere thing on the 6th September but want to go? I want to buy tickets but don't want to be a billy-no-mates with no one to sit next to.

In other important questions:

Poll Let Us Contemplate IconographyI assure you, there is a reason for this poll. Though I'm not going to say why because you will ( Read more... )

My boss hates the film Hot Fuzz, which is sad, and trying to explain why it's funny just made me sound like a sociopath rather than the well-adjusted, hard-working human being I really am. Really. And this is what I do at work when me and the boss decide we can't take it any more. On Friday we couldn't take it so much we went for a pint, and then ( Read more... )

Right then. Off to Kentucky soon. Yes, you read that correctly. Kentucky.

As such, no Colin or Bradley or Katie or Angel for me. This makes me cry, so all of you Merlin lot going, be sure to ignore Bradley for me, and someone please snog Katie for me. For me and cienna. Yes. Do it. Do it now. I EXPECT PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

WISH ME LUCK IN CRAZY-ARSE